Now a days, its very easy to get swallowed up by the wholly unsatisfying melancholy that swills around in day to day life; its easy for us to get down. But what we need to do is look at the funny side of life; the side were, every so often, little nuggets of concentrated niceness make us step back for a moment, and smile; we need to look, not at the epic fails of society, but at life's Epic Wins! And here are a few of mine.... go!
On the way into town, I saw some interesting graffiti on a small indiscreet wall. As I got closer, I noticed it said, “Vampires do NOT sparkle.”
My neighbor had left the boot wide open during the night, and only noticed at 7:30 in the morning, as i walked past going to school. As she drove off to work, i glanced up and saw a badger sticking its head out the side window.
My little sister displayed her excitement at getting chicken fajitas for dinner by doing the robot and procliaming it 'legen...DARY!!'
In town, i was by the milkshake parlour in L1. An old lady had spilt two milkshakes on the floor. A gaggle of burly student men came to help her, and she clearly said, "At least my milkshakes still bring all the boys to the yard."
My auntie made homemade bread and when she put yeast into the water to activate it, she said “Arise, my frozen zombies Arise!!” without a glimmer of a smile and eyes full of lust.
If you have anything else about life's wins, then comment!! and leave you name!!
All in all, life can be sooo legendary.
Awsom! I fell over and found a £1!
ReplyDeletePlus if you play Just jack-the day i died..it oddly make you smile a bit more!
Just cos he thinks its cool my little brother now clicks every time he hi fves and reckons that it is the awesome thing to do his words not mine
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